- fourth\ of\ july
- 1. (fourth of july) (5837↑, 1451↓)The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal\! kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country. police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
Author: ouirewoi http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/24969002. (Fourth of July) (216↑, 48↓)The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasionPerson A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
Author: HTRFVBHGTFCVGFC http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/31985993. (Fourth of july) (72↑, 70↓)A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptionsget ready for the sensations of the Fourth of july
Author: Timm Heacock http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/31986084. (fourth of july) (7↑, 6↓)When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.
Author: Douche and Destroy http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/55275725. (Fourth of July) (53↑, 63↓)The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beachBarbie: Hey Girl\! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays? Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass\!
Author: CCSDCA http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/31981326. (Fourth of July) (35↑, 81↓)A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July\!
Author: Miss Kittie http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/31997807. (fourth of july) (52↑, 163↓)1. An excuse to get fucked up. 2. The perfect occassion to burn an American flag.This Fourth of July I'm going to get so high and burn the fucking flag.
Author: bonchay http://fourth-of-july.urbanup.com/3197915Last updated: 2012.02.29
Urban English dictionary. 2013.